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		<title>Depot is Closed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:41:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pulled horsie over. He wasn&#8217;t Russian but had to urinate like one. The car pack&#8217;d traffic like a habit. Ice + gas and all credit lost. A Dave Thomas refill on the rocks. I got a new cup. Gulped down all I could with the first while the other did a filler-up-please. I should do [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pulled horsie over. He wasn&#8217;t Russian but had to urinate like one. The car pack&#8217;d traffic like a habit. Ice + gas and all credit lost. A Dave Thomas refill on the rocks. I got a new cup. Gulped down all I could with the first while the other did a filler-up-please. I should do chin-ups. But, I don&#8217;t. Driving music through road construction. More. Back in. Tent set. Car honked. Books read. Lights out. Coon Crunch. Found the cooler. He was cool. He looked at us and we flashed a camera bulb. Party Pic of the Week. Sneaky. Similar to the worried look of panic and &#8220;WTF?&#8221; as the elderly try to eat modernly. Big racks of rips and sauceshakes. All too big for the mouth and needs about an acre of napkin cloth. I needed a shower. I was like Shaq in the shower. Well, at least this is what it must be like for giants. I got more than &#8220;taco neck.&#8221; I helped a small toad go-go-go. What a life, dwelling in the shower stalls. They are closed November through March. So, there&#8217;s a plus. You have to take the pluses when you can. Fly lands on toothpaste whilst walking in the carved out woods. A million to one shot. I will now duck into this port o&#8217; potty to transform into Jeff Goldblummers. Cheap diner food hits the spot but never makes me wish to put an &#8220;X&#8221; on the spot to come back. If it wasn&#8217;t for cheap gimmicks, many would be even more mediocre. I want fried okra. Lady gave me my tickets. I took them. She then took my card, swiped it and while waiting on the receipt to print, stared me down, placing two more tickets under my bank card and with a rock on top. The rock was clean and polished. I looked for flakes of rock debris. Nothing. I signed the receipt and told her I already had tickets, the same ones she handed to me the first time. She grunted something that was out of my range and I walked away chuckling. Some health food stores smell as if a fresh body has been fitted for funeral, anointed and washed with washed garbage. Not to mention the man flapping a thrift store smell at stage left and the stage right smelling of pew chew lee. Depot is closed. I&#8217;ll look in the windows with doubt.</p>
<p>-djg</p>
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		<title>Baby Squirrel Rescue</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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I walked a different way home after  work for the first time in over 4 years. I found an open spot to cross 6  lanes of traffic about 50 yards sooner than predicted. I then almost  went down the street I had planned to as I crossed the 6 lanes, but  [...]]]></description>
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<p>I walked a different way home after  work for the first time in over 4 years. I found an open spot to cross 6  lanes of traffic about 50 yards sooner than predicted. I then almost  went down the street I had planned to as I crossed the 6 lanes, but  changed my mind at the last minute, whipped around a tree and came  across an infant squirrel wiggling on the sidewalk on the hottest day of  the year. I knew what I should do, but didn&#8217;t know if I should. In the  wild, it would be easier to let him be. In the city, on a very hot day  and facing the obstacles of human life, he might not last too long.  While thinking about this tiny beating heart, I found a stick in which  he partially grabbed hold of and I moved him to the grass at the edge of  the sidewalk. At least he would be shielded a bit more from the sun and  from the possibility of a person or bicycle running him over and/or  becoming prey or play for another animal&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Squirrel.2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2871" title="Squirrel.2" src="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Squirrel.2.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>I started to walk home quickly, phoned my wife about the discovery and  possible decision(s) conflicting me. While on the phone walking towards  home, my body instantly turned around and backtracked to check on the  baby squirrel. I paused for a while to look after him near the edge of  the sidewalk, pondering what to do as I got off the phone. I then told  the baby squirrel to &#8220;Hold on.&#8221; and took off in a very fast pace the two  blocks to get home, deciding along the way that I needed to help as my  heart told me I had walked a different way for a reason. On the walk  home I almost asked a mailman what he would do in such a situation, as  he walks a great deal and may have encountered such a thing in his many  hours of service. But, I didn&#8217;t. I finally got home, grabbed a small box  and glove, hopped in the car and drove back to the little guy.  Thankfully, he was still wiggling there. I was a bit nervous and  carefully placed the little half naked, blind baby in the box. I  surveyed up in the tree I found him under, but couldn&#8217;t see any signs of  a nest or squirrel activity. I hopped in the car. I turned the music  off in the car so as not to disturb him. At home I put him on the  kitchen counter and got out the phone book. I was worried sick,  wondering if I&#8217;d done the right thing and if there was anything at all  we could even do for him. Was it nature&#8217;s way? Was I interfering? Was a  concerned, panicked parent out there looking for her baby boy? I cried. I  prayed&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Squirrel.3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2872" title="Squirrel.3" src="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Squirrel.3.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>As it was well after 5pm, every phone call was answered with a &#8220;closed&#8221;  message. We called at least a dozen more numbers, only talking to actual  people manning after hour phones a handful of times. Each message and  actual conversation ended in phone numbers leading to more phone  numbers. One message told us to keep infant mammals in a comfortable  place, warm and to not handle or feed them. We had done this. We phoned a  friend who mentioned a couple more places and we made some more calls.  One place told us that they were open, but couldn&#8217;t accept a squirrel  across state lines per legal reasons. In the meanwhile, we upgraded the  little squirrel&#8217;s cardboard apartment and glove to a pink pet carrier  with t-shirt interior. He was wiggling a great deal and it was an ideal  space for him to explore and with more options for snuggling. Finally,  we had a very nice person call us back around 8:30pm. She volunteered to  answer messages for a local wildlife clinic. She said we were doing the  right thing and could bring the baby in at 9. I thought she meant 9pm,  readying to life flight him on over. However, she assured me nobody  would be there until 9am. So, the little guy was spending the night. We  put him in the guest bedroom and shut the door so our 3 curious kitties  wouldn&#8217;t disturb him. He must have wiggled around all night. I did  too&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Squirrel.4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2873" title="Squirrel.4" src="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Squirrel.4.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>Morning came and I checked in on little baby squirrel at 5:30am. He made  it through the night and seemed more alert than ever, most likely  because he was undernourished and scared. I was thankful for his life,  but still worried as I just wanted him to have a good morning before my  wife drove him to the wildlife clinic. She called in late to work and I  worked on some artwork just to get my mind off the little guy. As we  seat belt buckled in the pink pet carrier apartment, he seemed very  hungry, wiggling around a great deal to find his mother and/or siblings.  My wife took off for the clinic and I watered some flowers, feeling  better but still concerned. After 45 minutes or so, she called me and  said it was a success. The clinic said we did the right thing. He was  dehydrated and may have been out of the nest for a couple of days. They  have a squirrel rehabilitation specialist and also have a baby squirrel  of the same age. I am so thankful and happy. He is going to make it.  Someday, maybe we&#8217;ll find our squirrel stealing tomatoes off the back  porch and hopping across the rooftop and I will be OK with that. Today I  will probably walk my typical way home after work. But, I don&#8217;t regret  following the heart&#8217;s path and helping out a life in God&#8217;s great  kingdom. The End.</p>
<p>Story &amp; Photography by: DJG / KCMO / August 2010</p>
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		<title>MMG Wins Photo Award at MO State Fair</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Shot by: DJG / Sedalia, MO / Aug. 2010
For the second consecutive year, MMG has won Honorable Mention for outstanding work in photography at the Missouri State Fair. Congratulations to MMG! The Missouri State Fair ran from August 12 &#8211; 22, 2010 in Sedalia, MO. (Special Thanks to the MO State Fair Photography Competition!) -djg
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<p>Shot by: DJG / Sedalia, MO / Aug. 2010</p>
<p>For the second consecutive year, MMG has won Honorable Mention for outstanding work in photography at the Missouri State Fair. Congratulations to MMG! The Missouri State Fair ran from August 12 &#8211; 22, 2010 in Sedalia, MO. (Special Thanks to the MO State Fair Photography Competition!) -djg</p>
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		<title>Seume Video Wins KC AIGA Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:14:50 +0000</pubDate>
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David Seume&#8217;s &#8220;Will Ya Be My Friend&#8221; music video made by DJG and Philip Cheaney has been honored with a 2010 A6 design award by the Kansas City chapter of AIGA (American Institute of Graphic Arts). Out of almost 500 submissions, only 87 made the cut!
This is DJG&#8217;s 3rd time as an award winner with [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.davidseume.com/blog/">David Seume&#8217;s</a> &#8220;Will Ya Be My Friend&#8221; music video made by DJG and <a href="http://www.philipcheaney.com/">Philip Cheaney</a> has been honored with a 2010 A6 design award by the Kansas City chapter of AIGA (American Institute of Graphic Arts). Out of almost 500 submissions, only 87 made the cut!</p>
<p>This is DJG&#8217;s 3rd time as an award winner with KC AIGA and it&#8217;s always better to share it with friends (the last time was with <a href="http://www.onpaperwings.com/">Doug Wilson</a> on <a href="http://djgdesign.com/v/best+of+djg/DJG_MSU_Lecture_2007.jpg.html">this poster</a>). <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je-O05qSFXc">If you have four minutes, please check out &#8220;Will Ya Be My Friend&#8221;, and share with your friends!</a></p>
<p>The A6 official gala info: Saturday, September 18, 2010  					7:00 pm &#8211; 10:00 pm at STUDIO Dan Meiners<br />
2500 West Pennway in Kansas City, MO  USA  64108</p>
<p>More information about the A6 awards and gala can be found on their <a href="http://kansascity.aiga.org/events/2010/09/36190613">web site</a>.</p>
<p>There is also a People&#8217;s Choice Award currently going on&#8230;<a href="http://www.kcdesignawards.com/peoples-choice-awards">check it out!</a> Vote for your favorites!</p>
<p>(Special Thanks to KC AIGA and for those who continue to support our video!)</p>
<p>-djg</p>
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		<title>AIGA KC &#8211; A6 Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kansas City AIGA A6: 2010 Design Awards, Banquet &#38; Show / Shared Honor Between David Seume, DJG &#38; Philip Cheaney for Seume&#8217;s &#8220;Will Ya Be My Friend&#8221; Music Video / Banquet &#38; Exhibition at: STUDIO Dan Meiners in Kansas City, MO  USA in Sept, 2010
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://kansascity.aiga.org/events/2010/09/36190613"><em>Kansas City AIGA A6</em></a>: 2010 Design Awards, Banquet &amp; Show / Shared Honor Between <a href="http://www.davidseume.com/blog/">David Seume</a>, DJG &amp; <a href="http://www.philipcheaney.com/">Philip Cheaney</a> for Seume&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je-O05qSFXc">&#8220;Will Ya Be My Friend&#8221;</a> Music Video / Banquet &amp; Exhibition at: STUDIO Dan Meiners in Kansas City, MO  USA in Sept, 2010</p>
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		<title>Continued Kindness&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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A DJG poster for Regina Spektor&#8217;s 2006 Madrid show in Kansas City, MO (cropped above) received some kind words recently via the blog world in which we live in. It&#8217;s fascinating and flattering how more people are seeing the work on the internet&#8230;and after the fact. Enjoy! Thanks to those finding DJG out here!
-djg
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<p>A DJG poster for Regina Spektor&#8217;s 2006 Madrid show in Kansas City, MO (cropped above) received some <a href="http://joannanoel.tumblr.com/post/804920787/of-course-after-posting-a-simple-classic">kind words</a> recently via the blog world in which we live in. It&#8217;s fascinating and flattering how more people are seeing the work on the internet&#8230;and after the fact. Enjoy! Thanks to those finding DJG out here!</p>
<p>-djg</p>
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		<title>DJG &amp; MMG at MO State Fair</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:55:28 +0000</pubDate>
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Photography by: DJG &#38; MMG, 2009 &#8211; 2010 / Shot of Shots by: DJG / July 2010
For the third year in a row DJG &#38; MMG will be submitting photography (above) to the Missouri State Fair photography competition and exhibition in Sedalia, MO. Titles by DJG include &#8220;Bryan and Gangy&#8221; and &#8220;Bubba Teef&#8221;. Titles by [...]]]></description>
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<p>Photography by: DJG &amp; MMG, 2009 &#8211; 2010 / Shot of Shots by: DJG / July 2010</p>
<p>For the third year in a row DJG &amp; MMG will be submitting photography (above) to the Missouri State Fair photography competition and exhibition in Sedalia, MO. Titles by DJG include &#8220;Bryan and Gangy&#8221; and &#8220;Bubba Teef&#8221;. Titles by MMG include &#8220;Dirt Clod Throwing&#8221; and &#8220;Statue of Liberty&#8221;.</p>
<p>Last year DJG brought home a best in show rainbow ribbon and first prize money for &#8220;Haybaling Hank&#8221; (below) and MMG brought home a blue ribbon prize. The <a href="http://www.mostatefair.com/">MO State Fair</a> runs from August 12 &#8211; 22, 2010.</p>
<p>-djg</p>
<p><a href="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Haybaling-Hank-Web-Only.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2816" title="Haybaling Hank Web Only" src="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Haybaling-Hank-Web-Only.jpg" alt="" width="446" height="336" /></a></p>
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		<title>DJG in the UK</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 17:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Above Postcards by: DJG, US / Photographed by: Emily Chandler, UK
If the title of this news entry were only true&#8230;well, it partly is! Several hundred DJG postcard/mail art pieces have been traveling the United States for the past few years. Now, the art is making it&#8217;s way to the UK for a mail art show!
An [...]]]></description>
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<p>Above Postcards by: DJG, US / Photographed by: Emily Chandler, UK</p>
<p>If the title of this news entry were only true&#8230;well, it partly is! Several hundred DJG postcard/mail art pieces have been traveling the United States for the past few years. Now, the art is making it&#8217;s way to the UK for a mail art show!</p>
<p>An email came in confirming the landing of some of the postcards in the UK: <em>&#8220;I received 2 things from you yesterday! (one with googly eye and one on cardboard) I&#8217;ll take a picture of them all together for you when/if more arrive! One of them handed over directly by the post man &#8211; he was very impressed!&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Seven art cards were mailed out as-is and an envelope of 13 more was also sent for the exhibition at Cut-Click. More information can be found on their <a href="http://cut-click.co.uk/">website</a>. The exhibit is curated by Emily of Magpie Market. <a href="http://magpiemarket.blogspot.com/">Check &#8216;em out! </a></p>
<p>Update: 08-02-2010<br />
Photos (below)of UK mail art exhibition courtesy of Magpie Market.</p>
<p><a href="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/38305_145931768752385_128329580512604_406629_116045_n.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2836" title="38305_145931768752385_128329580512604_406629_116045_n" src="http://djgdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/38305_145931768752385_128329580512604_406629_116045_n.jpg" alt="" width="533" height="400" /></a></p>
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<p>(Special Thanks to Emily!)</p>
<p>-djg</p>
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		<title>What People Have Search Engined to Stumble Upon DJG (All SIC)&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-a person with belly button fascination is called<br />
-electric face mask grandmother<br />
-bday spanking from grandma<br />
-need to find a woman graphic designer to be hire for a job in springfield mo<br />
-colioptus<br />
-djg artist bears<br />
-how to get lint off black pants<br />
-reasons why people admire james hampton the artist<br />
-christ jacket<br />
-food stamps<br />
-dj.g.groove<br />
-turtle and the hare<br />
-ray johnson stanley donwood<br />
-food stamps<br />
-DJG Knife<br />
-what does djg mean in aim language<br />
-do you have joy day brighteners??<br />
-Lint and Loan Services<br />
-photo booth in iowa<br />
-eccentric design spray paint seattle<br />
-my pants collect too much lint. what do i do?<br />
-why does so much design talent go to waste<br />
-intern architect salaries djg<br />
-ships that crashed<br />
-he spanked me on my bare bottom and on my pee-pee<br />
-hunting peasants<br />
-how can I keep black jeans from collecting lint<br />
-why do my pants have lint on the inner thighs<br />
-black pants and lint<br />
-guys sleeping with no pants<br />
-my mom spanked me evere day after shower<br />
-Help with building a clubhouse out of old barn<br />
-black guy with no pants<br />
-djg antique duck decoys<br />
-stickerman motorhome light<br />
-fluffing inside pants<br />
-turkeys grafik group</p>
<p>Thanks! &#8211; The DJG Management</p>
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		<title>Half-Eaten Pepperonis Whistled at the Short Shorts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She died last winter in a snow toilet that the bums scrawled signs of &#8220;ill tempers&#8221; and &#8220;botched flavors&#8221; in neon yellow. Her bow tie was caught down the drain and a few months later appeared in an irrigation ditch west of Denial. Then, for a solid month or more there have been construction all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She died last winter in a snow toilet that the bums scrawled signs of &#8220;ill tempers&#8221; and &#8220;botched flavors&#8221; in neon yellow. Her bow tie was caught down the drain and a few months later appeared in an irrigation ditch west of Denial. Then, for a solid month or more there have been construction all over the route home to and from work. Every day a hole is dug and then refilled. Her bow tie was like, &#8220;Uh&#8230;? Does that really work? These are MY tax collars!&#8221; Yesterday in the city next to the stand of leakidy ice cream cones, two girls in short-shorts and tank tops (girls in their summer golden slumber clothes, no doubt) walked by shaking their things. Nearly shoook &#8216;em clean the heck off the map. Immediately, as if the foreman sent out a memo to construction crotch-fitted jeans down 39th St., all work was halted, hammers dropped and necks turned as grins bon-fired. They watched the girls disappear into the horizon line of the cross with their pepperoni teeth all hanging out like Hukl smashed the back of skullz in and pushed everything out further and then all turned to each other with imaginary high-fives. They called her &#8220;quits&#8221; for the day and went to party. And here was bow tie, on the other side of the street going, &#8220;La dee da dee baby, I am coming home! Oh, look at those flowers and the little bees! And the reflection of jelly fish in the shade of that tree!&#8221; She then slipped down a drain that went to Ackulpokuldots. Nobody knows nothing about what happened next. Some say she was spooted on the neck of a tractor trailer parked out back of the once world&#8217;s largest something rather. I think it was a bib or a fib. Sadly, she is still out there somewhere. -djg</p>
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